"Stalkers": what are your exemplary nominees for such people in clical music?

i have,to my knowledge, never been stalked, but, if i ever am, i would prefer the Count from Sesame Street, playing the organ in his castle and counting, one, one bite, two, two bites, and so forth, and i'll go out with a smile on my face. P.S. I love Carmen. especially La Habenera.